Homestuck Shipping Chart

Yep. Full-on changed it. 'Kay. So. BEFORE THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES COME OUT ABOUT CERTAIN PAIRINGS. If it's not there, I'm neutral about it. 'Kay?

This is what I am doing instead of responding to Tavros. I'm genuinely too shy to read. Ho-boy. And I feel the need to explain some choices.

Eridan x John
Comes from too much Trollmegle and every Eridan desperate to want to talk to John again blah blah.

Sollux x John
This one has my personal favourite story behind it. So my girlfriend and I were walking to hers after our German exam. We were saying how John's a pimp and everyone loves him. Sollux would use dorky advances, which would actually work. So they'd boink. With Vriska plotting Sol's murder.

Dave x Sollux
Another Trollmegle one. Except when I RPed it, I didn't ship it. Much like SolKar. And I swear if I get another Karkat wanting this I'm going to say to him "kk ii'm not a homo2exual". Kinda like meaningless sex. But here comes a Dave looking for a particular Sollux. I don't think she found him in the end. But I added her on Skype, had a great DaveSol roleplay (which is unfinished - she hasn't replied :/). They also make great bros!

Rose x Jade
....come on. Seriously. If DaveJohn gets to be that popular, why not RoseJade? What does Jade need to do?? Pull a Dave and say "ill pester her later. because. i love her. :c" ??

Sollux x Kanaya
Ay! Pitchfork! Down! I know she's a lesbian. Urgh. This came from the idea that, in an AU, Sollux could be gay (thus be Aradia's sassy gay best friend - yes, I've seen it). And to cover up each other's sexuality, they date. Like a beard and handbag (I'm not sure what the term is for a lesbian bite me). And Maybe they'll like each other. Idk. I ship it. Suck it.

As for the OTP thing. SolJohn is my troll x human OTP, Rode is femslash OTP, KarTez is het OTP and EriSol (not written) is double reacharound OTP.

I think that's it. I got this chart from shadowgate31. Check out her stuff! (She also has an OTP that's the same as mine.)

Chart:
Homestuck: Andrew Hussie.